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i live iin an envelope btw.
they sealed up the envelope while i was inside and i live here now.
theyre mailing me to some location
I admit to having plenty of faults. I’m an imperfect person. But at least I don’t say “whoa what kinda drugs were they on when they made this?” when I see something with the slightest hint of surrealism
catholic emperors would name themselves "pope innocent" "pope clement" "pope never did anything wrong" "pope tiny little baby" "pope good guy" and then commit atrocities
#pope just a little guy it’s also my birthday i’m a little birthday boy. the third (via lakevida)
“Kill the messenger” when the messenger is the person at the center of the effort to save our lives.
my therapist: so how are you doing today?
me:
Is your therapist washing you?
used her hand sanitizer